Golf trip
the pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. this usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quant-ties of alcohol are consumed. this rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. often caused by marriage.
while on a golf trip john asked did you hear that?
mike: no
phil: me either
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