Golgotha Shocker


what doubting thomas did with his other hand. the act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.
the paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough golgotha shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.

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