Gollahmer
a cross between gollum and jeffrey dahmer. a singularly repellent person by sight, sound or smell.
gollahmer has something weird hanging off his mustache again. gollahmer smells like he took a bath in hot b-ttermilk this morning. gollahmer was on your computer while you gone; here’s the pine-sol.
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