Gollum
to ‘gollum’ over something means to, possess something, treat it as your precious, clean it tend to it, just like gollum would
“i just bought these new sneakers, i love them so much i will gollum over them for the rest of my life”
middle earth’s equivilant of a crack head
i’ll suck it for the preacious
a character from lord of the rings. he has inspired the creation of a metal sub-genre, known as gollum-core (or smeogal-core). this genre is commonly -ssociated with the band, forgetting skaro.
i love listening to musicians who sound like gollum.
from the lord of the ring’s trilogy; he is one of the greatest cgi character’s of our time.
he has a split personality. one being smegol, his former self. the other being gollum, a personailty created by the ring that poisioned his life for 500 years.
smegol tries to aid frodo and sam untill gollum finally betrays them and sends them to shelob.
gollum: “we could let…’her’ do it.”
messed up hobbit consumed by the ring, his “precious”, who will do anything, i mean any thing, for that thing. must have smoked a lot of crack or something cuz he always makes a weird noise in his throat that sounds like: “ggggoooollummm, goolllummm.” (hence the name)
gives us great lines in lotr
gollum says: “whats taters, precious, whats taters eh?”
sam: “po-ta-toes, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. oh, a few coneys and some chips, even you couldn’t say no to that.”
gollum: “oh yes we could!”
noun.
1. m. character found in the book ‘lord of the rings’ smeagol.
2. f. woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debas-m-nt and self-loathing.
3. m. male who guides a hobbit into the land of mordor and thence into the crack of doom.
4. mf. s-xual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
“blimey, that bird i had last night was a right gollum. she must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that.”
he wants tjhe preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ahh the precioussssssssssssssssssssssssss
a villain in j.r.r. tolkien’s lord of the rings. he is after the preciousss. has double personalities–gollum, the evil one, and smeagol, the good one. ate frodo’s finger.
“we must get teh precioussss!!!11!!1oneone!!1eleven”
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