Gomco Clamp
a f-cking scary device used to circ-mcise a p-n-s. kinda looks like satan’s toenail clippers, or maybe some german m-s-ch-st’s stapler. basically a vise specially shaped to fit a p-n-s. can exert up to 20,000 pounds of crushing force. google it if you’re curious — and brave.
just the thought of a gomco clamp makes my d-ck hurt.
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