Gone Dry
when you’ve m-st-rb-t-d so much in recent time that you cannot -j-c-l-t- for a certain amount of time; this ‘cooldown’ greatly hinders an adolescents ability to -j-c-l-t- and therefor reduces pleasure from any sort of intercourse. it can last anywhere from a couple of hours to a few days.
erick: dude, what happened? you look horrible.
jonathan: i’ve gone dry…
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