Gone Hiking


to cheat on your girlfriend, fiancé, or wife.

– taken from the announcement that south carolina gov. mark sanford cheated on his wife with a girl from argentina, while his staff told the media that he had “gone hiking” in the appalachian trails.
mark: jenny is on the rag, can you cover for me while i go visit my other girl?

tim: sure, i’ll just tell her you have gone hiking.

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