gonk

a person who is stupid. a general insult.
“oh, you gonk”!

these are wat gonks r
a way of saying “oh sh-t” or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
nick: so, i walked in on my mother taking a shower
tim: :gonk:
a gonk is a scottish term used for bl-wj-b or oral s-x performed on a male, often performed by sk-nky little middens or in h-m-s-xual cases by dobbers.
geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that sk-nky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
a gonk is 2 things:

1- it’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- it’s a person that looks r-t-rded with big gl-sses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
1- waaaaaah, i’ve broken my gonk 🙁

2- eww! look at that gonk!
a gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge sl-t as well.

1. a sorority girl that wears her north face jacket, ugg boots, and leggings.
2. a girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her “besties.”
3. can even be used in referring to a “hipster” girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks pbr, uses a mac, and thinks she’s a good photographer.
“look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs.”

“i went to the bars last night and all i saw were gonks.”

“she is a gonkin’ -ss b-tch.”
star wars trash can droid. notorius for partying hard.
look, a gonk. it sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
a length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult.
you are such a f—–g gonk!

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