gonk droid
our lord and savior gonk droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a gonk droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. this was because to make the film lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. the amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. the blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.
me: i need to charge my phone.
*gonk droid descends from heaven to help you*
our lord and savior gonk droid: gonk
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