gonokakakhackus
a disease of the p-n-s discovered by dr. zappa.
symptoms are:
hurting to pee
it reaching out and grabbing your meat
and your b-lls feeling like a pair of maraccas
to avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
joe: i’ve made a horrible discovery!
doctor:what is it joe?
joe:why does it hurt when i pee?
doctor:did you get it from the toilet seat?
joe:yes!! it jumped right out and grabbed my meat! help doc my b-lls feel like a pair of maracas and please don’t stick no needle in me!!!
doctor: you probably got the……..gonokakakhackus!!!
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