Gonsalves
a type of ninja that collects pandas.
“dude, guess what happened to me last night?”
“what?”
“my pet panda was stolen by a gonsalves. man, they’re sneaky!”
the act of re-heating cold human sh-t in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a p-n-s and using it on your self to m-st-rb-t- -n-lly.
tom : hey man what did you do last night?
mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some p-rn and pulled a gonsalves
tom : oh wow man, thats f-ckin gross
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