gonzalo


to gonzalo. to interrupt or intrude anything. generally in between opposite genders. to be the center of everything.
dude why are you gonzaloing us, can’t you just stop. he is such a gonzalo.
known for being smokin’ hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. they are deliciously s-xy you just want to lick it.
“did you see dan with that red shirt on?”
“yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today”

or

“man, this weather is killing”
“i know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo”
standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your b-lls
ask gonzalo
a fat sloth that likes men. more commonly known for being fat and playing xbox
d-mn he is so gonzalo.

look at that gonzalo

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