Goo to Sleep
masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.
> i’m gonna goo to sleep.
> you mean “go”, right?
> no.
> oh… uh… -pokerface-
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