Goob
goo•b noun
definition:
1. an endearing pet name for someone close.
2. a less juvenile term than goober for someone who is silly, or a goofball.
origin: goob is derived from the slang word goober.
“you are such a goob. i love you!”
a person who thinks that theyre funny or cool but really theyre just awkward and weird.
derrick thinks its cool to make up his own gibberish, but really he is just a goob.
one whose appearance makes them look like a douche and/or baby
“look at that guy wearing ed hardy” “god he’s such a goob
one who acts immature, stupid, or idiotic usually making a fool out of themself.
“kevin is such a goob!!”
a silly, ridiculous person; a peanut-head
-you never message me
-you’re always idle
-goob
a particularly large and sagging pair of br–sts.
traditionally they will hang to the waist and spread to the sides.
owners may wish to accentuate theirs with the wearing of a tight rollneck jumper.
hey chris, look at that chubby lesbian showing off her goobs.
droopy grandpa b–bs, usually found on old grandpa’s, not a pretty site
dude when grandpa hugged me i could feel those goobs!
short for gobstoppers.
because each gobstopper is a goob.
imma bring those red goobs to school tomorrow so we can eat them while watchin that movie with the tutsis and hutus.
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