Goober Monkey
an affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).
the term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.
you’re a f-cking goober monkey, bro.
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