goober smoocher


f-ggot, c-ckersucker, queer
tom daschle is a goober smoocher.
a person who likes to kiss d-cks. b-tch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best d-mn bl-w j-b ever, but she never follows through. also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss d-cks.
that jane sure is a goober smoocher. she is such a c-ck tease.
some one who french kisses b-ttholes
that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.
makin yourself look like someone from the h-m-s-xual community.
allen is such a goobersmoocher

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