Goobered


1)the absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
e.g. 1
“bro i took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, i was goobered”

e.g 2
“i got so goobered i stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it”
being overly intoxicated sh-t-faced
holy sh-t i’m f-cking goobered man…
to be goobered is the ultimate punishment — expecially when you’re goobered by sars mathface
aaaaaah! i’m about to be goobered!

you’d better watch your back — someone’s apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

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