Gooch Bag


a small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.
little harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.
a middle aged woman from oxford
hey chris your mum is such a gooch bag
1. an individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty s-x.

2. karl rove
“your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a f-ck up after he fired you?” what a total f-cking goochbag!
same as a douchbag but with your gooch instead
austin ur goochbag stinks of sh-t
1. a bag which holds ones gooch.
2. a person who has no idea of anything.
he is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

i forgot my gooch bag.

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