gooch cheese
often -ssociated with ‘duck b-tter’ or ‘sm-gm-‘, gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. it smells like a mixture -ss, old p-ssy, and warm mayonnaise.
while johnny was sleeping, i pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. how you like that sh-t, johnny.
when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his n-ts-ck sweating then drying out so much.
dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!
gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.
mike asked his friend geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
a combination of pubic hair, sweat, s-m-n, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).
waiter: would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?
customer: f-ck no!
a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch
looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese
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