Gooch Muffin
the onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous -ss pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty m-ffin top. similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
example: bobby banged me so hard last night i grew an uncontrollably fat gooch m-ffin.
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