gooch mullet


a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is p-ssing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc…)
i was about to give her some hot s-xing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and p-ssed out at the same time.

nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.

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