gooch punch
a punch to the gooch, i.e. the area between -n-s and p-n-s / v-g-n-.
if delivered correctly to a male a gooch punch will cause immediate and uniquely powerful -j-c-l-t–n, which is said to be the most pleasurable experience known to man. however, after a gooch punch the male can never -j-c-l-t- again.
a delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including whales.
purportedly used in nuclear weapons and napalm.
said to be 300% alcohol by m-ss.
not to be confused with gooch juice
that sort of coma is usually -ssociated with 2-3 sips of gooch punch.
a cup of gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery sh-ll.
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