Gooch Pyro


a situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch
example 1:
dad: where’s the d-mn remote!?!
kid: i don’t know. ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
example 2:
bully: gimme your lunch money or you’ll get a gooch pyro!

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