GOOCH STICK


an anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. a product of grundle & grundle. (patent pending) try our newest anti-persperent “fresh frumunda cheese”
tired of having a sweaty, smelly, chaffed, and chapped gooch? worry no more my friend. gooch stick has combined medicated ointments and natural deoderizers to have that gooch smelling great agian.

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