gooch stroker
a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.
they may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-s-xual. gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch -ssasin.
mandy: oh wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while i pleasure you
wantanabe: h-ll no, there aint no way i’m letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
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