gooche
area between one’s rectal opening and scr-t-m. often smells like a mix of b-llsweat and -ss-wine. extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.
i can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always p-sses me off.
the sp-ce between ones genitals and ones poo pot.
this one time, i wiped my -ss the wrong way and all this sh-t got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!
noun: the area between the scr-t-m and the -n-l sphincter
verb: to poke said area with one’s hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
1. “argh! my gooche hurts”
2. “i’m gonna gooche the sh-t outa you!”
a new word created by 2 girls in their aparrel development cl-ss in goldsboro,nc.
we normally use it as a subst-tute for ‘douchebag’ or just basically calling someone a loser.
nat: hahaha dude, what the f-ck does does that guy have on??
cat: haha, i don’t know but he looks like a gooche!
nat: hahaha, you just called him a gooche!
cat: g-d we’re so bad-ss!
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