goochmust


very large person in size. sh-t caked between his -ss cheeks. the smallest d-ck you’ve ever seen. normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. always a lazy b-tch. f-cks the nastiest b-tches. usually lives with parents. smells like a rotten -ss hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.
“man did you smell aaron today he had goochmust out the -ss.”
very large person in size. sh-t caked between his -ss cheeks. the smallest d-ck you’ve ever seen. normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. always a lazy b-tch. f-cks the nastiest b-tches. usually lives with parents. smells like a rotten -ss hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.
“man did you smell aaron today he had goochmust out the -ss.”

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