Good Ass and Bad Ass Days
good -ss days – when a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. during a good -ss day, multiple series of good -ss events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.
bad -ss days – a day so f-cking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. these days suck so much -ss it’s like, what the f-ck happened?
examples for good -ss and bad -ss days
gad: me: i took the greatest sh-t of my life this morning, had some tasty -ss breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of g.i. joe, and beat the sh-t out of g-dzilla at the arcades today!
friend: d-mn son, you must have a good -ss day!
bad: me: i took the worst sh-t ever, it didn’t fully come up and i had to force my -ss to keep reswallowing it, i caught my girlfriend getting f-cked by my dog, f-cking nickelodeon played a marathon of captain planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(
friend: d-mn son, your day f-cking sucked, i guess you had a pretty bad-ss day.
me: no dude, i had a bad -ss day 🙁
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