good kung fu / bad kung fu


a double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
can be s-xual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
in any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.
(on cell:) “yo, clyde, slide to my crib. i got me a mad hot amazon ho and she ready for some good kung fu / bad kung fu.”

good fung fu: “sn-tch the pebble, gr-sshoppa.”
bad kung fu: “no tickee, no washee.”

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