good old boys

“good old boys” is a term for a tight clique of male friends. they are usually friendly to others but at the same time the “good old boys” will often f-ck others over if they think one of their own is in trouble or is in need of help.
billy bob got the promotion and i didn’t even though i have more experience and education because he is a part of the “good old boys” network.
tearm of endearment for a select group of southern boys and northern compatriots that display white foolishness by rowdy and ignorant behavior, while alluding to,and elevating their racist, allegedly great southern culture into something more than the losers of the civil war.
us good old boys got drunk and burned down the uppity nigra’s church.
prep school alumnus.
lawrence’s father is a real good old boy to the academy.
a fella of the highest quality. a legend.
‘yeah, he’s a good old boy.’
a country boy, often confused with a redneck. good old boys and rednecks both hate blacks, but good old boys will screw them anyway.
your wife is safe with harlan, he’s a good old boy.
country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. if someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! once you’re a good old boy…you can’t go back.
(a guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy)

cowboy: hey jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.

(the boy walks over to the barn)

cowboy: so how your folks been doing?

boy: real good. pa’s just working on a car.

cowboy: that’s good…that’s good. why don’t you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?

boy: what?

cowboy: oh nothing…why don’t you just be a good old boy and give me a bl-wj-b?

boy: i think i’m going to go…

(cowboy holds the boy down)

cowboy: be a good old boy! why aren’t you being a good old boy?

(starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)

boy: what the h-ll! get off of me!

(cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)

cowboy: tell me i’m beautiful!

boy: what?

cowboy: tell i’m beautiful d-mn it!

boy: okay, you’re beautiful

cowboy: do i look like a starfish to you?

boy: what?

cowboy (while thrusting): good ol’ boy! good ol’ boy! gotta be a good ol’ boy!