Good Porning
(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some p-rnography to get rid of it.
(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
“hey man, did you sleep well?”
“not really, but i woke up well ;)”
“what do you mean?”
“i had quite a good p-rning”
“aw dude! in my bed!?!?! with me in it!?!?!”
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