good story basket
when in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. from there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. you can swing the basket now while saying “good story basket, tell me a tale” after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. thus, making everything better.
you’re standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. you then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.
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