Good Wood


the p-n-s.
shamiqua was jonesin’ for my jock, so i slipped her the good wood.
the term relating to the erect state of the p-n-s before s-x.
tom: “yo yo b-tch i remember last night this girl was giving me a good wood iffin ya know what i mean”

british tom: “last night before coitus i happened to stumble upon what the urban lubbers would call a ‘good wood.’ it was very sensational.”
a mix between korbel brandy and diet c-ke. this mixture gives off a hint of wood which gives it its name
brad and trent be sippin’ on that good wood
a tongue in cheek “handle” for a top secret northern woodsman. goodwood is what it is, the good wood.
“i would love to get my hands on some goodwood because i know what to do with a man like that.”

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