Gooey Gonzalez
an act that entails a person wearing a steeler’s helmet to grease up a motorcycle boot with jelly and insert into a female’s v-g-n-. this act const-tutes a “gooey gonzalez”
while visiting his beat wife, stephen donned a weathered steeler’s helmet, greased up his seldon used motor boot with seedless jam, and completed the difficult act of the “gooey gonzalez”
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