gooey kablooie


the result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of sh-t in your pants. also referred to as a gk. the term is derived from a story read to calvin by his dad in calvin and hobbes.
“wow robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! gooey kablooie!”

“last sat-rday i tried to fart but gked instead.”

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