Goof Daks


the personification of having goof (see goof no 37.) in your undies (daks) at any given point during a working day. someone who is pr-ne to ‘goofing’ frequently is otherwise known as a “goof daks”
josh was painting a joint the other day and he stunk to high heaven. who? old goof daks! oh goof daks – he’s a mad c-nt.

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