goof juice
s-m-n -j-c-l-t-d directly into a woman’s mouth, v-g-n-, (a.k.a hoo-hah) or any other orifice. often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral s-x at the prospect of being “juicy.”
your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.
pg-13 version of the word s-m-n or c-m.
yeah last night i shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah
from david feintuch’s seafort saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to “nonsense” or “bullsh-t”.
don’t listen to that pile of goofjuice.
from david feintuch’s seafort saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to “nonsense” or “bullsh-t”.
don’t listen to that pile of goofjuice.
goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.
todd only has to have a few gl-sses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.
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