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  to stalk somebody over the internet by finding and reading many of their posts on a forum. usually done by overly curious friends/family members or by admiring fans. it can easily be performed by entering someone’s name, e-mail address or username (if it’s unique to that person) into a search engine. creepy stalker: “you live […]

• Prayerful

  to be full of prayers. sarah: hey how ya feelin? miriam: prayerful, my batmitzvah is tomorrow

• graaaagh

  something often uttered by zombies trying to get to some tasty human brains. graaaagh. urggggh. graaaaagh.

• Prenetration

  the act of penetrating a bodily orifice (such as an -n-s or oral cavity) with one’s p-n-s while in prison. sometimes happens by force or willingly allowed. many men fear prenetration on their way to prison. “prenetration happens in prison! i don’t want to go there!” “how was prison?” -“i was prenetrated there… so it […]

• professaur

  word to describe an extremely old/elderly professor. they usually lack contemporary teaching skills and do not understand the modern college environment. often they were born in prehistoric times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, hence the spelling. “d-mn professaur o’bailey just doesn’t understand my weekends are for honing my beer pong skills, not reading, writing, and […]

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