Goofy Ass Bitch


a person who does or says stupid sh-t
or a funny person
ex #1

shawntae: you go to judi house last nigh for that party
mehgan: man f-ck that goofy -ss b-tch

ex #2
devin: girl, i sucked daeshawn d-ck so hard last night it went -pop- and came clean off
hanna: haha you a goofy -ss b-tch

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