goofy boots


goofy boots is simply another name for marijuana in trenton, missouri…
hey homie can i get a size 12 pair of goofy boots?

sure, thats gunna cost ya bout $30

d-mn… i guess i will just take the size 8’s then.
weed, ganja, marijuana, maryjane, chronic, dank, gr-ss, etc… traditionally goofyboots describes weed that has a more, well, silly effect on the smoker.
d-mn, dude, i smoked them goofyboots yesterday, i was talkin’ to the wall, man!
wildly excited, even to the point of jumping up and down a bit.
him: i can’t believe you’re not goofy boots about this car.

her: it’s nice, i’m just not into cars.

him: well i’m giving to you.

her: really?!! omg! seriously? i can’t believe it!!! omg! omg!

him: now that’s what i’m talking about.

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