Goofy Timed
when one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.
person #1: where’s (insert name here)?
person #2: he/she got goofy timed
Read Also:
- dirty 69
when engaged in a 69, the female partner is suddenly disgusted and pukes on the male’s p-n-s. she the proceeds to pour liqour or another alcoholic beverage on him. she then sh-ts on his forehead and p-n-s. she then eats it and spits it all out on his p-n-s and sucks it clean. man 1: […]
- emotional constipation
inability or unwillingness to express one’s emotions. creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. often -ssociated with having an -n-l personality. high doses of alcohol are the best known remedy. (note to editors: i submitted this same definition for “mental constipation”, but now i realised that it’s really more appropriate for “emotional constipation”.) […]
- text support
offering moral support and love via text message. note, this technique is especially useful when your foul-weather friend is going through her umpteenth horrendous breakup and you’re sick of actually talking to her, or wrather, pretending to listen. you still want to be nice, but d-mn, you gots bettah things to do than listen to […]
- faculty parking game
a reference to the business of doing something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else. can also mean the entire thug lifestyle. there’s no mercy in the faculty parking game.
- Fantail Liberty
the act of fooling yourself into thinking you’ve had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship. step 1 : at at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard. step 2 : drag your d-ck across non-skid deck. step 3 : bang your head against bulkhead until you p-ss out. step 4 […]