Googin
googin is a term to describe a fisherman who repeated does stupid things while fishing. or a fisherman who does not seem to be able to follow simple directions.
i made sure you did not pull a googin move and put a jig into someone, or sinker across someones noggin.
a true jig fisherman would not put clam on the hook targetting cod, just don’t get caught doing it on a party boat as you will make yourself look like a googin
a stout young animal, usually of irish or italian descent. a googins diet primarily consists of inexpensive strong beer, burritos, and occasionally – if the mood strikes – red lobster.
a googin will protect it’s face with a beard unless it meets a female (see: gleegan – a veterinarian or a scholar), in which case it will promptly stumble home and shave. sideburns not included.
you’ll often find a googin “working” in it’s toy-filled room, or h–rding james ready 5.5 in the bas-m-nts of select stoney creek dive bars. you may also find a googin sitting shotgun in your vehicle, but treasure this opportunity as he will hastily be fast asleep.
a googin also possess’ limited speech. you will often hear a googin muttering the following sounds:
– hudgity
– tiddly
– shawarma shawarma shawarma
– take a toke
– eat sh-t and choke
– touch base
– reach out
– bub
– bubs
– chrons
– chroners
– dece
“hudgity, hudgity, hudgity i’m only going out if i can eat me some d-mn red lobster and drink me some f-cking 50”
q: hey uncle parp, want to hang out?
a: nah. i just p-ssed my boxers and it got on my signed hilary duff picture. plus, i’m busy organizing my polly pockets, bubs.
-insert friend to friend email-
reply: why thank you for reaching out, sir. i appreciate your concern, and value your time. i will touch base with my colleagues. regards – googin
to be well and truely under the influence of extasy,short for googing.
person 1- man im fully googin’ tonight. these googs are wicked eh.
person 2- h-ll yer my oath they are.
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