google.cn
background
congratulations google, caving in so as to offer that which will keep the communist chinese in power for even a longer time, delaying the day when they have freedom.
definition
an insipid, pale version of google, the celebrated search engine, soon to be approved for prison-labor pestholes across the world. it is only a matter of time before the capitalistic tendencies of the chinese collide with the communist government and grind it under their feet. thanks google for postponing that day. next, will there be google.me?
“you there!!! we were monitoring your internet usage and we saw you look up the word ‘freedom’!”
“i was not! i was using the state approved google.cn!”
“comrades, he was using google.com! look in cache!! 10
years in laobang gaizou!!!
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