google delay


a pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.
the waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy google delay as i looked up “escolar” on my husband’s blackberry.

our scrabble game was interupted by multiple google delays, for instance, when no one believed that “crudite” was a real word.

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