Google-Earth Boner
an erection so big that if the satellite that takes the google-earth images snapped a picture at that time i would be visible. regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its cl-ssified as a google earth-b-n-r! also known as a b-n-r so big that it is visible from sp-ce at any given time of the day.
bobby: “dude, put that thing away in public!”
habib: “i can’t help it, jessica walked by and i tore my pants in half and my schl-ng exploded out!”
bobby: “well you better hope google isn’t taking pictures or that will be one pretty big google-earth b-n-r!”
habib: “d-mn, yeah that would be pretty embarr-ssing…”
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