Google Foul
a google foul occurs when someone, during the course of an email exchange (or other, non-live conversation), takes a time out to google something and then re-enters the conversation as an expert on the topic, pretending they knew the info all along.
dad: hey son, whatcha’ listening to?
son (without removing oversized headphones): just some really cool mash ups i found”
(interlude as dad runs to his computer, googles “mash up” and then googles “top ten mash ups all time”.) then later…
dad: yeah, son, you should check out the mash up of rick astley and nirvanna, it’s totally rad. mash ups are really cool.”
son: i call a google foul. that one is really old and you didn’t even know what a mash up was yesterday, did you?”
dad: (slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
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