google-fuck

to maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. obsessive internet research.
i met brian last night, but we didn’t talk much, so i google-f-cked him later to find out more about him.

i enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so i google-f-cked the soundtrack till i found a site where i could download the song for free.
a google service that will come one day.
i often use “google f-ck” to check out most interesting xxx-pages on the internet savely.

“google f-ck” brings the likely internet without listing spam-pages.

a search query that returns a result that shakes one’s previously held beliefs or -ssumptions about the nature of the internet
googlef-ck, a google induced mindf-ck – when a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize google just created the page you searched for. you realize that google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. then the pr0n starts and you forget
when you have to hurry up and google something to find out what it is because you are talking to someone and don’t want them to know you have no idea what they are talking about and don’t want to seem stupid.
mary told me to yell “release the kraken” and i was like oh god, i gotta googlef-ck that before she calls me on it!