Google Glass
currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see gl-sshole).
google gl-ss user: excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
other person: f-ck you! f-cking nsa creep!
google gl-ss user: do you have a band-aid? because i just scr-ped my knee falling for you.
hot girl: (walks away…)
motherf-ken piece o’ technologie man, you know what i be chattin bout? ya put dese motherf-ckers on ya head, then ya can lyk f-ken look at-t and tell it to do ting. mosta tha b-mbaclot dat wear dese ar reet gl-ssholes seen?
agh, j, look at dat reet rasta over there wearing dat fancy -ss technolochicken, wha be dat g?
j: hahaha, you know how high i am seen? agh, dat be da google gl-ss innit fam?
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