Google-itis


an individual who cannot help but use google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. they also use google to validate any statement they make. they act as a know-it-all with the support of google. these individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
liz has a bad case of google-itis. when lightning struck the plane, liz could hardly wait to land so she could google the frequency of lightning strikes on p-ssenger aircraft.
an individual who cannot help but use google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. they also use google to validate any statement they make. they act as a know-it-all with the support of google. these individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
liz has a bad case of google-itis. when lightning struck the plane, liz could hardly wait to land so she could google the frequency of lightning strikes on p-ssenger aircraft.
constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.
i was coughing and upon googling reasons i think due to my googleitis i may be suffering from everythingaphoma.

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