Google-lectual
a google-lectual is an uneducated moron that lurks on internet chat sites and pretends to be knowledgeable on every subject. in fact, the google-lectual is stupid and cannot retain any knowledge. so, the google-lectual, runs and looks up the current topic and pretends to be “knowledgeable” using recently obtained facts. they are truly annoying.
a-morons-belief is employed as the town’s, “village idiot”. but, when he can hide on the net, he can become knowledgeable in all subjects thanks to being a “google-lectual”.
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